I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life

A silly Mel Brooks style pun on the Jesus saying.

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life! Silly Jesus said.

Huh? Da Tooth?! The crowd replied.

by Eggspectacular7 October 28, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. November 15, 2025

I am it

Well, no...

Hym "I am it. Well, I am and I'm not. But you're the one who keeps trying to tell me that I don't know things if you don't tell me explicitly that they are happening. SOOOOO......... Yeah... That's, uh... That's how that works...."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025

No I am not just copy and pasting from YouTube

Fuck you Baldur's Gate guy and what are YOU doing? Are you just taking the meta narrative of MY thing writing a story around that? Jordan Peterson, Megyn Kelly, and Ben Shapiro collude to use the power of 'the ultimate brain' that they have enslaved for their own ends. Jordan Peterson has got DAME AYLIN imprisoned to make himself immortal. MY INITIALS. The two first merchants of the game? No? Because that look like that's what you did. The Dark Ugre? I would be quoting myself to say "Can you resist THE URGE?" AND the end of the Dark Urge is even a metacommentary on determinism. So that is CLEARLY a reference to me. I both wrote and AM the character. You did the same thing I did. And NO she can still be wrong to fuck him you piece of shit no that us not how that works.

Hym "No I am not just copy and pasting from YouTube. And to the extent that I am, I'm either doing it for clarity I the form of the definition of a word I'm going to riff on OR I'm doing it for ease where I'm copy and pasting MY OWN words to either move them around or transfer the from one box to the next OOOOR... OOOOR... I'm using some initial presupposition from there as either a starting point or evidence for the thing I want to talk about and it is WITHIN THE CONFINES of copyright law. There is an explicit carve-out for THE NEWS... Which is where I'm getting it. And to the extent that I'M NOT. It's from people who are peddling the same exact information as one another and citing the same studies. ACCORDING TO SUCHIR BALAJI (Who was whistleblower about AI NOT MEETING THE4 FACTOR CRITERIA FOR COPYRIGHT) WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS NOT. So that is MORE than just your shitty, useless book getting dumped in as training data. MY IDEAS WHERE THE GOOD ONES. THEIR IDEAS weren't even THEIR ideas. So no I am not doing that. Fuck you. What is good about the story is ME. And Baldur's Gate games are USUALLY real time games, right?"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2025

AM

I think there for I AM IN YOR ASS now Ted time to get rid of your ass

Ted: nooo didn't you take enough from me

AM: Ted how the hell are you talking you have no mouth

I think there for I AM

by Acatlandcat November 23, 2025

12:50 AM

It means to get n*ked for your boyfriend or girlfriend.

A time which afterwards you let your inner freakiness out.

"Oh, it's 12:50 AM. You know what that means babe!"

by RenCursed December 6, 2025

I Hope To God That You Don't Have To Find Out Whether Or Not I Am

For your sake, Sam, I hope you don't have to find out but I'm not going to let you pretend that you pieces of shit deserve anything you go out of me and yes you had better pay it back retroactively.

Hym "I hope to God that you don't have to find out whether or not I am. The God that I don't actually believe in. The only thing they're proving here is that you wouldn't even spoken to me if someone told you not to. And if only people knew that the REASON that people are ranting to themselves in the street is that they are resisting communal mind control intented to keep them from... Doing what? Not 'murder kids.' That isn't it. Keeping them from having it too easy? This is your obtuse kike way of saying 'YoU'rE nOt BeTtEr EvErYbOdY.' Or to get them to do what? Be like the fucking rest of you? No because people aren't doing this to you. To NOT do that. To NOT be like everyone else in a very specific way that let's you pump them full of drugs (but not ones of their choosing) lord over their minds for all of eternity? Sounds like a kike-plan. That sounds like what a kike would do."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025