Thomas

a thomas is a guy who is usually a dickhead until he gets to know you. He generally dates girls named: Caroline, Sara or naomi. He’s real annoying but will stick up for u if he is friends with u otherwise he’s just a stupid ass.

*Sees a dick drawn on the board *
Person: wow that’s a work of a thomas right there

by supm8te October 20, 2019

Thomas

A guy that constantly comes to you asking for a gaming mouse

"dude wheres my gaming mouse?" says Thomas

by JinKim October 10, 2017

Thomas

thomas has a patchy ass beard and will literally never shut up

shut the fuck up thomas

by lwlkalskdjfls October 25, 2018

Thomas

noun-

Guy who won't shut up about that one time he went to Germany. Golf addict, dad rock lover, don't ask about his sock collection.

Hey what's your name?
Thomas.
That makes sense.

by birdgirlgirl April 17, 2024

Thomas

Thomas the man of all men with the smallest penis. Super attractive and funny but such a disappointment when he drops his drawers. Ladies feel bad for him to say the least. If you’re dating a Thomas just be prepared to not feel a thing.

Wow that “Thomas” sure has a small dick.

by Choo choo Thomas October 26, 2019

Thomas

He's epic.
Epic is the definition of Thomas.

Thomas is epic.

Haha. Gamers. This is epic.

Person A : OMG EPIC !!!

Person B : He must be a Thomas.

by Thomas. Haha epic. December 05, 2019

Thomas

He is the best man out there. No man or woman can stop him. He has a HUGE dick. Like no other. He is a humble, but very brave soldier. No one can beat him and he likes to get pussy all the time.

Wow, just look at Thomas, his huuuuge cock is in my face. I'm a girl btw.

by Bob Egge May 21, 2020