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vampire gamer

Pros: Gamer of the night, extremely charming.

Cons: Kills relationships, sleeps during the day
1: I can’t stop staying up all night and playing video games.

2: I love you but if you keep this up you’ll be a forever vampire gamer
by The Shady Tree June 8, 2019
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Gamer tan

Skin that is noticeably pale, developed by lack of exposure to the sun for extended periods of time.
Did you see that guy? He was very pale. He's got a gamer tan.

When did you last leave the house? You've got a gamer tan.

I've been working on my gamer tan.
by Leatherback February 1, 2024
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One Trick Gamer

When someone has an Xbox live account, or a PlayStation account, but only plays on PC.
These people have a pointless Xbox/PS account that they never use.

They like to advertise their gamertags, but you never see them online. They’re like one trick ponies, only good at one thing.
Mr.NormalGuy123: “I play Xbox and PC.”

Mr.OneTrickGamer698: “Oh, I have an Xbox one account, my gamer tag is “MoldyPig.”

Me: *Searches him up on Xbox only to find he hasn’t been active since December 5th, 2015*

Me: “He’s a One Trick Gamer.”
by A Twist of Rexy February 17, 2023
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GAMER

G: Gay
A: And
M: Mentally
E: Entitled
as a
R: Retard
Gamer: Gay and Mentally Entitled as a Retard
by VPex April 30, 2022
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fortnite gamer

A person who is addicted to the fortnite like they are crack. They do not know what grass or a girl is. You can often catch them wearing a fortnite backpack. There habitats are in there darkened bedrooms "cranking 90s."
Yo dude do you know Kyle HES SUCH A FORTNITE GAMER!!!!!!!!!!!
by Alotto Dix October 17, 2022
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Gamer

A gamer is generally a person with a large, non athletic body, who mostly endulges in the field of online entertainment through services privately owned and operated for such an individual. A gamer may not spend more than 3 days away from any electronic device without risking catastrophic damage to their mental health, and their age can range anywhere from a toddler and up.

Some gamers are popular, and make a living from sitting on their ass and entertaining themselves, thus entertaining others when footage of said ass sitting self entertainment is published on any popular video hosting website.

Gamers became common in the late 1970s, along with the newly popular home gaming systems that were recently launched. These systems are considered archaic nowadays, and these people are known as the Godfathers of the gamer culture.

Around the 1990s, online gaming became popular, influencing many to make large investments into expensive equipment to play for games that they could easily pay to own on a home console. It must be mentioned that a gamer has generally low mental capabilities outside of holding a controller and/or pressing buttons on what is known as a keyboard.

As of now, there are several million gamers on the planet, and they pose an enormous risk to society. If left to their own devices, they could easily overthrow our leaders and assume direct control.
"Did you hear this bitch-ass mo'fucka? Fuckin' brain dead, dawg." - Modern Gamer
by RhapsodyURBAN July 2, 2022
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Blob the Gamer

Person 1 "Hey have you heard of Blob the Gamer"
Person 2 "Yeah he's an idiot"
by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021
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