chew on a stick

Shut the fack up you stupid bish.

"Hey bob, why don't you go chew on a stick."

by Emo trash can December 5, 2016

Titty stick

A stick one uses to strike against their own shin to avoid a boner in public whilst wearing basketball short, swim shorts, or sweatpants. The stick shall be at least 6” but less than 24” in length and made of wood or plastic, metal is discouraged. To avoid severe injury, one should only use a wrist motion to strike and not a full arm motion.

Damn those titties are fine, I’m gonna need a titty stick

by Chrispy Chicken November 22, 2020

Joy Sticking

When a man's dominate hand/arm hurts after whacking for too long, he uses his other hand/arm, to finish the job, however resulting in your dick moving in all sorts of directions like a joystick.

Man: "Dude the other night I was polishing the ole water spicket for 30 solid minutes and my arm gave out, so I attempted to use the other...but it just kept moving around!"

Other man:" I bet you were "joy sticking" huh?"

by Go To Church September 14, 2014

Stick Vac

(Noun)
1. a blowjob
2. a cordless vacuum cleaner

"Dude, you go out with Susie the other night?"

"Totally. She hooked me up with a stick vac."

by one-hit wonder December 5, 2022

11 sticks

when kate says it like this @_@

he has "11 sticks"

by linkydubs March 24, 2021

Pixie Stick

COCAINE!

Someone: Anyone want a pixie stick?

Me: coCAINE! *slurp*

by oh_gosh September 1, 2019

Chalk Stick

An amount of loose heroin or fentanyl equal to ten grams. Usually comes in one solid brown or off-white chunk that resembles a stick of chalk in both size and color.

Dealer: "you gotta wait for me to throw some cut on this chalk stick before I make a move homy."

by Alice_Dee February 20, 2022