Texting God

When trying to send a text in a poor cell reception area, the act of holding your phone at arm's length above your head and looking up at it as if in prayer.

Trying to avoid another message failed, Jane held her phone up as if she were texting God.

by Moggum December 30, 2009

Airbrushed by God

When someone is so perfect looking they look like the after photo of a magazine shoot all the time, like God has airbrushed them before putting them on earth.

You are so beautiful it's like you've been airbrushed by God.

by encino dan December 16, 2008

tower of god

Like the best anime ever its so god watch it pls

you dont unless you say how good tower of god is

by batboyten November 2, 2020

Fucking God

It's Me. I'm a fucking God-_-

A: "And you are.. ?
B:" a fucking God. Nothing less, maybe something more.

by justasadguy July 10, 2021

God dog

A by word that is used as an expression of astonishment etc. and is offensive to bible thumpers and is often used because dog is God spelled backward.

God dog I didn't think he would do it!

by The Fury 13 January 13, 2011

dribble god

a boss ass nigga who's good at dribbling and claiming nigga's ankles

Yo nigga I'm officially a dribble god

by DribbleGodAnt July 6, 2017

god's anus

God's anus is the anus from which all the shit in the world has come from, including humanity.

He likes to touch it every day.

This is the work of God's anus!

by God Allfucking Mighty November 2, 2015