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Ass

A donkey (a ass cheak if your horney)
"What a beutafull ass
by Noivessss August 7, 2018
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character ass-sass-ination

Refers to publicly-voiced derisive/uncomplimentary remarks/details ("sass") made about someone regarding his less-than-perfect-looking posterior ("ass").
(a prime example of character ass-sass-ination, from an old "Blondie" cartoon) Mrs. Dithers: In my younger days, I had quite a following.
Mr. Dithers: And she still does, heh, heh, heh... (cheekily placing his hand beside his mouth as if to prevent his wife from hearing his "aside" remark) ...but her dress-maker keeps it well-hidden!
Dagwood (staring down at Mr. Dithers' prostrate figure that's sprawled untidily on the floor as his irately-unamused wife stomps off in a huff): Do you see stars, Boss?
Mr. Dithers: Stars?!?? I can see the entire AURORA BOREALIS!!!
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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Waffle ASS

When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.
DAD! PULL OVER. I have a bad case of Waffle ASS!
by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018
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Ass Crowning

Sticking your head up a huge anal cavity (Scouse)
Do you want to be my Queen, if so I need to be a king so bend over bitch I'm gonna do some Ass Crowning tonight baby.
by Haruspex wow August 10, 2018
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Ass hole

Chad - Harrison -Brandon -
by Ur a fat smelly nonce August 11, 2018
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Ass pocket

Falling apart, shambles, threadbare, junky, in bad condition, rundown, in a state of disrepair
Are you going to wear that ass pocket t-shirt, with all the rips in the fabric, out in public?
by R.L. Burnside August 21, 2018
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Hard ass

A person who is unable to take a joke or has no humor at all
Hey kevin is being a hard ass when i told a joke
by Edgy_kids_stabing_each_other August 22, 2018
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