Alan "can't wait for Phil's stag weekend in the Dam, gonna get smoked out and taters deep into those ladies in the windows"
Theo "I make you right, I've had Amster-dick every day for the past week, been cracking one off every morning just thinking about it"
Theo "I make you right, I've had Amster-dick every day for the past week, been cracking one off every morning just thinking about it"
by cheffykins May 04, 2019
“i love when i feel that insane 😍dick magician, alex, inside of me”
“alex is a real dick magician, put my pussy in a coma😍” “mr. dickmagician fucked melody til her legs were shaking and just kept going”
“alex is a real dick magician, put my pussy in a coma😍” “mr. dickmagician fucked melody til her legs were shaking and just kept going”
by $exyMagician$assistant October 22, 2022
Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!
Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick
you can only take a shower once a week
there are exceptions for chirstmas
blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick
you can only take a shower once a week
there are exceptions for chirstmas
blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
by big man 22211155 November 02, 2022
A rare case in which a man's genitalia is extraordinarily long, to the point of it being almost painful
by James Caldwell Sr. November 17, 2022
by Puberazor November 21, 2021
When a man is balls deep in a woman and proceeds to give her a cream pie, he then takes out his wiener, places it in between his partners tits while she is laying on the ground, and titty fucks her for the sole purpose of scrubbing the cream off of his wiener.
Bro, I definitely gave Brittany the biggest cream pie she has ever had (not in my life) and because of that, she gave me a dick-wash.
by J-B1zz1e January 18, 2020
a word used to scare a person who masturbates too much in which all the friction and loss of proteins causes spots baldness of your bush and the loss of foreskin
by AZZeater445 July 26, 2018