Skip to main content

Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.
Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*
by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018
mugGet the Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther mug.

Let me stop in my tracks

The phrase you say when somebody behind you is doing the fappy face and you are about to "stop in your tracks" and elbow them in the nose.
Bryant's natural reaction to the Fappy Face.

Joe: "Hey Bryant, fresh cakes! Michael is doing the fappy face right behind you!"
Bryant; "Is that right Joseph? Then I guess you should... let me stop in my tracks! *thrusts arm back and hits Michael in the face*
Michael: Not now Bryant...
by De Pompoozle January 6, 2017
mugGet the Let me stop in my tracks mug.
If Anyone Says That They <We> Are The reason Why I Wanted My Circle And Line Abrasions Then I Will Kill Them At Point Blank Range
If Anyone Says That They <We> Are The reason Why I Wanted My Circle And Line Abrasions Then I Will Kill Them At Point Blank Range
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
mugGet the If Anyone Says That They <We> Are The reason Why I Wanted My Circle And Line Abrasions Then I Will Kill Them At Point Blank Range mug.
`So`<<<`~`Thezen`~`Neza`~`Oru`~`Kuba`~`Toda`~`Mozen`~`Uvilada`~`So`~`Feltylu`~`Mouzen`~`On`~`My`~`Slityluly`~`>>>So`
`So`<<<`~`Thezen`~`Neza`~`Oru`~`Kuba`~`Toda`~`Mozen`~`Uvilada`~`So`~`Feltylu`~`Mouzen`~`On`~`My`~`Slityluly`~`>>>So`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025
mugGet the `So`<<<`~`Thezen`~`Neza`~`Oru`~`Kuba`~`Toda`~`Mozen`~`Uvilada`~`So`~`Feltylu`~`Mouzen`~`On`~`My`~`Slityluly`~`>>>So` mug.

She farted on my ass

AHHHGH SHE FARTED ON MY ASSHOLE
by she farted on my discs January 12, 2021
mugGet the She farted on my ass mug.

My sister in law

Someone who’s a whore.
My sister in law married my brother. She is a whore, I bet she doesn’t know who their kids fathers are because let’s face it, she’s a nasty loosy whore hoodrat tramp.
by Bawston69 August 10, 2020
mugGet the My sister in law mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email