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You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.
Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection
by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025
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Formerly known as Nightmare at Disney No Duck, changed on September 14th 2025 to it's current name
person: yoo i just beat Ultament Eats The Duck So Theres A Duck Kidnapped In My Cam 3 (Ultament Is Cam 3)
ultament: fuck you im not fat
by xaern25 September 13, 2025
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My mind

MY FACE!
ITS ALL YOURS AT THE END OF THE DAY
MY LIFE!
MY NAME!
ITS ALL YOURS TO REFLECT AND SUSTAIN

AW SHUCKS!
my mind is
by Shuckingit6741 September 15, 2025
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Limping my piece

When another entity, situation, or object brings the value of a situation down
“Missing that parlay is limping my piece”
“Dude, this rain is really limping my piece”

Used in exchange for: ruining the day, raining on my parade, hurting the vibe
by McRizzler September 15, 2025
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That’s my cousin

A manipulative & deceit tactic statement / phrase used primarily in the African American community when their significant other catches them making an inappropriate pass , cheating or attempting to set up a “hook up” with another individual indicating their current spouse is over reacting . This phrase is used by a narcissist to convince their spouse that they themselves are “crazy” & over reacting . If they accept that, it then covers up their behavior & they can continue to emotionally destroy their significant others confidence , makes them second guess their insecurities , and you can continue your fornication attempts .
Female : Why is this chick commenting on all your pics ? Who is she ?

Manipulator : “ B*tch, you are crazy. Get help. That’s my cousin. I’m sick of you . You are jealous and embarrassing. You look like a fool . That is my family . I have known that girl since childhood. I am seriously about to be done with you. I can’t take this anymore. I am not doing anything and you are just being stupid. I should go cheat because you keep saying I am so I might as well just do it. I’m leaving , I don’t even want to speak to you anymore or hear you crying . I don’t give a f*ck”!
by Atlas Alcott September 18, 2025
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Bro My God

"Bro my god" is an informal expression used as an alternative to saying "Oh my God," typically directed toward a close friend you consider a "bro." It blends surprise or emphasis with a sense of camaraderie.
Jenson: did you see that fish that grew legs?!

David: Bro my god! WTF
by theonewhocreates September 18, 2025
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