Spanking Biscuits

When you and the boys are golfing and one of them (it could be you) gets a call from their ex-wife discussing child support money and/or custody of the kids.

The boys were hitting the links on a Thursday afternoon when we lost Johny, before realizing he was Spanking Biscuits

by Crag Scalpula April 19, 2025

Bourbon biscuit

A new insult to discreetly say " you are a bitch/slag/slut" ect.

Mum: *takes phone*

Me: you are such a bourbon biscuit

Mum: what the f-

by The Bi bitch May 12, 2022

Biscuit

An Irish cookie

Give me a biscuit there.

by Theothersos December 8, 2023

Sussy Biscuit

When two guys eat an Oreo at the same ti e from one end to the other.

Dude I could go for a sussy biscuit rn

by Bollocks123 January 24, 2022

Biscuit

Where several guys stand around a KFC biscuit attempting not to be the last one to finish on it. Thus forcing the last to complete this task the enjoyment of eating the newly created dessert.

Queer: Where did you finish playing Biscuit?
Opposing Queer: On top and in the middle.

by SlimJim oh yeah January 27, 2020

the biscuits are baking

The baby’s are growing in my stomach
(Usually an inside joke) means to be pregnant

The biscuits are baking in the “oven”

by Don’t get _% October 18, 2019

Longevity Biscuit

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.

I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!

by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022