Pee poo pee

When you pee and poo simultaneously

John: yo what's that smell??
Albert: oh sorry had to pee poo pee real quick.
John:oh ok thanks for the update

by Bababoullie Baby October 10, 2020

Double Pee Pee

The Double Pee Pee is accomplished when you be sitting on the toilet, and then you piss twice during that time for at least 20 seconds each between 5 minute interval, or when you piss, but as you stand up, your ass pulls you back down with the force of 5 g, meaning that you have to piss again, hence the term, Double Pee Pee

Lil Timmy: *pissing on the toilet, and stands up to leave the bathroom*
John: Enters the bathroom casually with Peter standing guard
Lil Timmy: "Uh oh, time to piss again" (runs to the bathroom door)
Peter: "No, john is already in there. Besides, you were just in there a second ago"
Lil Timmy: "But...."
Kyle: "UH OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS TO GO DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
Kyle lifts Lil Timmy off the ground
Lil Timmy: (pisses his pants)
Kyle: (drops lil timmy) "EWWWW his PISS has the CONSISTENCY of SEMEN!!!!!!"
Lil Timmy: "NOOOOO i went DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"

by MustardWaffles November 21, 2019

pEE

Like the word "pee" but the "p" is always lowercase and the "e"s are always uppercase. -3-
Pronounced "pppppEEEEEE"

"My tortoise died this morning" *sad uwu*
"Aww man pEE"

by Gaby J November 2, 2019

Pee

Urine

Pee

by Shredity December 24, 2020

Camel Pee

The national drink of Pakistan and Bangladesh. It’s extremely tasty and a civilised drink for prolific Pakistan and belligerent Bangladesh, and is the reason why Pakistan and Bangladesh are the most powerful superpowers, ready to lead the Ummah movement by launching a Jihad against the Kafirs and Mushrik Hindus of India with the help of their paper rockets and bamboo copters, and submarines made of wood and cloth.

Pakistani, Bangladeshi: You kum dis majik drink saar, it called iz camel pee, dizizes hil kan saar. Non Muslims idiots yes going aphtar costly medisins.

Human beings : And you go see a doctor. The doctor is called a psychiatrist.

by Hoor-Loving-Bakradeshi May 4, 2025

Pee out my butt

Shitting straight liquid. Usually alcohol induced.

Fuck I I gotta pee out my butt! I shouldn't have drinkin' all that High Life.

by DonJuanGotUrMom April 2, 2022

Lucid pee

When you urinate with such strength and Gusto that you obliterate the whole bowl

A: Hey Man, wtf happened to the toilet?
B: I cut it in half while having a lucid pee.

by Getfucked Newman April 19, 2020