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John-Michael

Biggest dipshit you will ever know, can't play any sports for his life. He sucks at getting girl and is often gay.
That guy was so mean, what a John-Michael.
by John-Michael December 17, 2016
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Michael Jordan

Jesus is the son of God, in other words, he is the son of Michael Jordan
by nbafanboi_23 October 12, 2009
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Michael Phelps

When Michael Phelps was 19, he was arrested for underage drinking and driving under the influence. Most people forgave him. Four years later, he was caught smoking marijuana. For some reason, most people still let it slide and still see him as an idol. But what's next? A sex scandal?
by braze February 27, 2010
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Michael Phelped

To own somebody to the furthest extent.
John : Oh my god! I just beat up the Seniors all by myself!

Steve : Yeah, they sure got Michael Phelped..
by John Cafasso October 18, 2008
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Michael Wayne

A Michael Wayne is the most amazing boy you will ever meet. He is sweet, funny, kind and caring. He will never ever let you down and he is too good for you. He does everything in his power to please you. Michaels are beautiful, handsome, and loyal. He will commit to you for a lifetime and beyond. A Michael loves to eat and game online, but he will say he loves his girlfriend more than anything else, and you should believe him, even though he is crazy. He will waste gas on driving you around and generously buy you clothes and meals. A Michael is a special person, and
If you meet one, always keep him close.
Amanda: I love Michael Wayne, and I am NEVER letting him go!
by Am@nda September 24, 2011
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Michael Phelps

The all-time American icon who not only won 8 gold medals in the Beijing Olympics but also is documented smoking marajuana.
Dude, since Michael Phelps gets high, it shouldn't be illegal.
by B18 February 7, 2009
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michael phelps

A celebrity who gets photographed token on a bong and then has a small town sheriff go after him!
"Paris Hilton totally got Michael Phelpsed after that DUI!"
by Cocky Sanchez February 4, 2009
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