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Captain Sack Sparrow

A sexual act where two men sit, facing each other, while a third person positions themselves to pull their oars, as if to row a boat.
Down for a Captain Sack Sparrow at my place later Todd? Woman is coming.
by Jellyman7201 March 21, 2023
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Santa's special sack

This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is tipically done at christmas because he can blame santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.
Grandad/old man walks into room and starts a
wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am i so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas"
by John Is Twat December 2, 2020
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Nut Sack Chigger

A type of itch on your ball sack that you can't scratch but have to roll it in your fingers.
My balls itch but I have to roll it, damn nut sack chiggers.
by Gordy W. September 4, 2023
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Sack of Green Beans

Yes. A type of Soda. They look like a pouch of muffins and think they have “swag”. You should never try to deal with a sack of green beans, because they lack common sense.
“At least I’m dating someone, you lonely sack of green beans
by donderandblitzen December 1, 2020
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Sack from the back

When your man ain't acting right...so you grab his nuts and squeeze from the back.
by Jazmuffin July 7, 2016
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Potatoe Sack Race

When you realize you're out of toilet paper and you have to hop down the hallway with your pants down, not wanting to risk getting shit stains on your underpants, to fetch a roll or two.
Make sure you stock the bathroom with plenty of toilet paper. I dont want to have to do a potatoe sack race to the pantry to get a roll.
by walker209 October 26, 2011
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