Rolls Kenardly

A crappy car.

A merger of Rolls Rice and can hardly.
Person 1: Hey nice car! Is it new?
Person 2: Yup, it's a rolls kenardly.
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: It rolls down one hill, Kenardly get up the next.
Person 1: ZOMGLMFAO
by AAAARRRROOOONNNN July 30, 2006
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Tootsie Rolled

Noun- Unknowingly having poop under your sheets when climbing into bed.

Or

Tootsie Rolling, the act of taking a dump under someone else's sheets without their knowledge, with the intent of ruining that person's night.
Dude, I Tootsie Rolled that asshole, and it's a sloppy one.
by Papua New Guinea Pig August 11, 2011
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Rolling coal

The act of massaging the testicles during the performance of oral sex.
Some people think rolling coal is blowing black smoke out of your truck in reality rolling coal is rubbing balls while you're giving head
by I'm more articulate than you December 20, 2022
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steam rolled

having sex and doing a summersualte.
by northside1456 October 31, 2007
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Rolling a blunt

Just as it says dumbass get new era jackass..
Im rolling a blunt not a joint jackass.
by Asshole317 February 16, 2018
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snap and roll

When a man ejaculates and squeezes out the remaining fluids, much like when one squeezes out the last of a tube of toothpaste.
"Snap and roll. I'm out of control, but I do my thing. Let's crank it, man. It's getting boogie, folk. Walk it on the floor. I yuh. And I yuh. Yes, I yuh until I can no longer superman those folks. Watch me crank it on the floor. Everyone, gather 'round as I'm about to crank that merry-go-round. And 'round we go, as I crank it in slow motion. I'm going to either snap or die. Snapstar, you already know."

by 100 beers war April 22, 2008
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Barrel roll

A savage twisting action exerted upon green volkswagen polos when sliding on black ice, normally during airborne periods
in unique circumstances the two passengers walk away unschathed this is beleived to be due to the german construction of the car and the identical naming of the passengers eg. Tom
Tom 1: hard left
Tom 2: (brakes)
Tom 1: Shit!
Tom 2: Shit!
(Barrel Roll)
by Tom, founder of barrel roll February 07, 2007
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