ass distance

Objects or items that are in very close distance to you, sometimes directly behind or beside the person looking for the object.

The distance between you and when you look around yourself and see your ass.

I cant find my phone charger. " well, I know where it is, it's an ass distance away from you. Check over to your right"

I'm getting great wireless signal in the house. " Thats because you are an ass distance away from the router stupid!"

by DSCone June 12, 2013

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The Smart Ass

Basically a Moscow Mule with Smart Energy Shots added to it. Found in the San Francisco Bay Area.

2 oz Premium Vodka

1 oz Smart Energy Shots

1 oz lime juice

8 oz Premium Ginger Beer — in San Francisco.

Walks in to the bar..."I'll have the Smart Ass!)

by DrinkSF May 25, 2013

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cheesy ass

CHEESY ASS means "Corny, lame". Corny stands for Uncool, overused. Lame stands from Stupid, Unoriginal. So if a girl say any guy Cheesy that's mean for her that particular guy is very uncool, useless.

What does a girl really mean when she calls a guy cheesy ass?

by shah007 January 30, 2019

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ass hives

When someone puts honey in your asshole and licks it like a bee pollinates a flower

I gave Jennifer ass hives last night

by Asshiver May 29, 2016

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Elder Ass

1. When a person doesn’t want to do shit and he doesn’t feel like working out, doing sports, or anything healthy

2. A guy who can’t progress anything cause he doesn’t want to (someone who doesn’t want to change there bad habits or bad strategies)

1. Derk: Bro today I don’t feel like working out

Brian: You haven’t worked out for like 2 weeks your an elder ass

2. Percy: You gotta change this drake cause you keep failing on your work

Drake: Nahh it’s all good I got it all under control

Percy: STFU u say that shit cause your an elder ass

by HonduranBang August 17, 2022

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