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mage fist

A sex act: To dip your hand in glitter and insert into an agreed upon orifice in your partner
Man, sex last night was wild. He gave me a Mage Fist and I'm still picking glitter out of my growler
by Syx the Mighty March 2, 2018
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mageiras

You are so mageiras
by Mikemag543 March 24, 2018
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Magic Grandad

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.
My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.
by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018
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Magic meatballs

Meatballs, but they give you powers like flying and walking through walls. Very tasty and low carbohydrates.
The next thing I knew I was flying around the city and I had laser eyes. Those were some very magic meatballs.
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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Magenta

The color that printer always need
Me : I'm gonna print some important things
Printer : I need Magenta !
Me : Here's Magenta
Printer : I need Cyan
* Megalovania plays *
by Koutinel October 16, 2018
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Magenta Balls

Masturbating 5 minutes before No Nut November starts, and once it hits midnight you have to stop immediately.
If you win you get one final nut before November

But if you lose You get severe blue balls, so much they they turn to a darker shade and eventually turn a megenta colour by the end of it.
“Hey did you hear about Alex?, I herd he got severe Megenta Balls”
“What are Magenta Balls?
“Where you have to start Beating your meat 5 minutes before no nut November and after it hits midnight you have to immediately stop, and if you don’t but you get blue balls so bad they turn Magenta”
by Zinox_Hd October 28, 2018
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Magic Hippo

Hippos that can create thunderstorms with their butts. They can use their face to shatter glass and fart out rainbows.
Have you ever tried a magic hippo? They taste good. And theyre yummy pets.

Oh yeah dude. They're the bomb.com oh yeah.

Vegetarian hippy: WHY MUST YOU EAT HIPPOS! THEYRE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENTTTTTTT
by Magic-hulahoop November 13, 2018
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