Just Joust July

Just Joust July is a month made for gay men. Gay men will joust using their dicks, frotting/docking until one of them cums. This will continue on for 31 days and whoever cums the most must present their ass to the winner and have gay sex.

Bro #1: Bro, you ready for Just Joust July?
Bro #2: Hell yeah! Been saving up ever since Destroy Dick December!

by asdf2020 November 8, 2018

July 26th

National send your boyfriend or boy best friend arch pics day

Amigo 1: You did you get arch pics?
Amigo 2: No. Why?
Amigo 1: It's July 26th.

by A Horny Dumbass July 26, 2025

July 27

people that is born on this day, is called pillows. If your birthday is on this date, then your a pillow.

When is your birthday? July 27. Then your a pillow

by CoxoChazel October 14, 2019

July 23

Church camp hookup day

Joe: did you see that its July 23? church camp hookup day?

Mama: yeah I can’t wait to blow Mary’s back out

by GT_Spectre April 14, 2022

July 11th

National kiss your crush day

Make out with your crushes today on July 11th

by Dhucifiooo July 11, 2023

There we go Julie

When making the action of passing an object one would say ‘there we go Julie’ to assert ones homosexuality and presence.

Stuart gave mark his change and felt a flamboyant exchange taking place. To celebrate the moment Stuart femininely and quietly said ‘There we go Julie’.

by Gaypopbang November 17, 2019

July 16th

July 16th is “Leave at 3:30ish P.M. if you’re gay” day. Today is the day to show the world your pride by leaving at exactly 3:30ish pm for a movie at a theater. (The movie can be any genre.) If you participate on July 16th, you have the most pride and enthusiasm for homosexuality than ANYBODY!

“Hey, what are your plans for July 16th?”
“To leave and see a movie at exactly 3:30pm… you know i’m girlypop, right?”
“Oh!! I forgot it’s leave at 3:30ish if you’re gay day!”

by nationalholidays2 July 16, 2024