how to flush a toilet

Drink all the shit and piss and then spit it up on the floor

Jim: how the fuck do i flush a toilet
shädman: eat the shit then spit on the floor
Jim: What the fuck is wrong whit you?
how to flush a toilet

by YesIAmAlive February 18, 2020

Asks how to make couscous

A request for information or clarity where the act of asking the question takes more time and effort than using common sense or readily available guidance.

he's asked how to access the wifi again. He's got the same information I do. If he asks how to make couscous one more time I'm going to kill him.

by Spanner16 June 13, 2023

How do stereotypes limit people?

People who are set to standards set by society, they feel obliged to meet the required / preferred standard

All Asians are smart is a bad example of a stereotype, (How do stereotypes limit people?)

by anon23213213 December 6, 2020

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

please bro im begging you i have numerous diabilities i have had so many bad things happen in the span of a couple minutes my steak came well done my toenails infected the minorities oppressed the chimneys smoking grindr stopped working the earth crumbling closiometry the teletubbies died the bad things the they dont fit on one or even two three seven any hands ok you need to listen ok this was my thesis my central cherrythought my hyperfixation if you will alright ah ok uh please stop looking up watermelon sugar im just a soft lonely depresso anime boyo waltzing to my car alone in detroit where uptown funk was played in the cold super mario wrinkle streets oh god ah fuck

Aiome: But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.
Dana: please kys aiome

by quantizisationabilition June 21, 2021

One win and don’t know how to act

When someone finally get a win and they act like they been doing it

One win and don’t know how to act

by Mk.Immaculate January 17, 2021

How The Sausage Gets Made

When a man is jacking off while taking a shit.

“Ah man we learned how the sausage gets made last night, wink wink…”
“This is why we don’t hang out Dave”

by ImsorrybutIhadtoo January 7, 2022

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024