dog-rizz

the act of using your dog to attract another person, especially if your dog is an adorable breed.

Yo, these two girls came up to me in Bell Works and said "omg can I pet your dog?" My dog-rizz is on point.

by Spu-tay February 9, 2023

Homer's Dog

A dog that has sustained immense trauma, usually missing an eye.

Yo that kind of looks like homer's dog.

by Jack shoe May 8, 2023

Corner Dog

Dude obsessed with a girl she isn't into (friend zone) who she lets sit in the corner while she's banging other dudes because she feels sorry for him and doesn't want to hurt his feelings.

I don't know what's up with Rhonda, but when I was up on that last night, every time I turned around that corner dog Peter looked me straight in the eyes and licked his lips.

by TpRock August 13, 2017

Dog Digger

A female that dates, establishes maintains relationships with a sole purpose to see someone else’s dogs or to get a dog as a gift.

She’s only with me to see my dog, she’s a dog digger!

by _klaudia_xo August 25, 2017

slipper dog

A dog that is so small it looks like a nice and cosy, fluffy slipper.

"Wooh watch out man! That's not your slipper, that's my dog!"

"Sorry man, not my fault you've got a slipper dog"

by lozzdawwg October 31, 2018

Clown Dogging

Like raw dogging , except you fuck yourself over by being ignorant .

“I’m clown dogging this next test.”
“Look at him clown dogging up that perfectly good opportunity!”

by FenderBender19 March 13, 2019

Dog Walker

A person you hire to watch your dog while your away, but instead blows a dude on your couch directly in front of the nanny can. Say Cheeeeeess.

The nanny cam filmed my “dog walker” blowing her bare assed boyfriend on the couch

by ATra1n January 16, 2019