January 9

If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :

Being offended by everything

Named Joel

Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them

God isn’t Joel getting offended like always today. Wait isn’t it January 9th, get him boys

by Tuff Golem>Sniffer January 02, 2023

January 9

The day the coolest person on earth was born, Jesse. He is just so sexy it's insane. All the girls want him, and all the guys want to BE him. He's much cooler than Patrick.

"You were born on January 9? Is your name Jesse?"

by SexiestGuy March 23, 2022

January 9

National kiss your girlfriend day

Hey man, its january 9th! Make sure you kiss you girlfriend and tell her you love her today.

by Ameliaw199 January 04, 2023

January 9

The national celebration when we all become call if you are born on january 9 and people born in january 5 are bullied because there ugly and dumb

The national celebration when we all become call if you are born on january 9 and people born in january 5 are bullied because there ugly and dumb

by UNKOWN GINGY MAN December 15, 2019

January 9

It’s national Attack On Titan (AOT) day! In honor of Season 4, part 2.

January 9
You: GUESS WHAT BFF-
Bff: wha-?
You: ITS ATTACK ON TITAN DAY

by him..<3 January 09, 2022

January 9

The day where you kiss your tallest best friend

Fred. “ hey Jasmine can I kiss you”
Jasmine.” Since it’s January 9th I guess I have to”

by Maclean January 09, 2023

9 99

Booty call;call girl code.A way to text about trading pussy for money,other

I cAn come over for 9 99 if you ligit

by Stroupster July 28, 2019