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Cracker Girl

An annoying, stereotypical white female. A white female who typically likes country music, or listens to Taylor swift. They usually would do these annoying things like (yap), which means talking a lot, especially very loud. Another thing they would do is be loud, and eat the popular snack franchise Takis, Hot Cheetos, Hot Fries, or any other hot food with spices. Usually, they would most of the time drink a latte from popular fast food restaurant "Starbucks". They would usually drink this, but that would be a backup drink most of the time. Most of the time, they would drink these water cups called (Stanley Cups). Stanley Cups are another metal bottle drink like any other brand would, because the government and F.D.A doesn't have anything else better to do.

To spot a cracker girl, they usually have the height around of 4'9 - 5'1. They have blonde hair, or dirty blonde hair. Sometimes can be red headed but that's a rare chance. They can either blue or brown eyes. They always wear bright, blue denim, ripped jeans. They'll usually most of the time drop their loud metal Stanley Cups, or communicating to other cracker girls. You would usually see them with always the latest IPhone model for no reason. Usually, their social romantic partner would be described as either tall usually around 6'3-6'9, they would have either dirty blonde hair or is brunette. Their hair is usually any type of taper, most of the time a middle taper with a fade. Usually rude, doesn't have a future, vapes"
Hey man, let's talk.

What's wrong?

Your girlfriend is well, a cracker girl

Noooo..
by Im/Not/Urban November 30, 2024
mugGet the Cracker Girlmug.

bartonian sizzle cracker

1. (n) a name you give your best friend
2. (n) a name for someone who is very sunburnt or gets burnt very easily
by oldtypingperson June 3, 2017
mugGet the bartonian sizzle crackermug.

cracker

a small metal device used to open nitrous oxide cannisters into a balloon
joe: lad, where’s the cracker i need to do these last cannisters?
michael: just over there next to the remote
by Darren Gee January 1, 2021
mugGet the crackermug.

wagon cracker

Someone who is half white n half native.

They steal their own damn land.
That guy is so chug life but he's white. What a wagon cracker.
See wagon burner. Cracker.
by TurboOverload April 22, 2021
mugGet the wagon crackermug.

cracker

Jack: I love eating crackers
George: same
jack: yes, the hearts the best part
by tvkfd April 9, 2022
mugGet the crackermug.

Cracker

Whattup ma Cracka. You Cracker. (hard r is much more offensive)
by your number 1 cracker December 15, 2020
mugGet the Crackermug.
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