I person that you can trust in but he is a retard and annoying most times. He can be kind but likes to act tough to look cool. If you have a Sam you need to keep him and get him a girlfriend.
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Get the Sam Parsons mug.An idiotic drunk who walks into the factory he works at everyday completely stoned and hungover. Close to hang out with ladies, and and it is unknown if he is gay or not. He's very open-minded and does not care what gender it is which he is invading the privacy of. Very unattractive, but okay for a one night stand. She has an IQ is low as -10 who knows it could be even lower the doctors say he is a prodigy of stupidity. His favorite food is concrete and melted Stone. Please avoid this idiot at all costs.
Solomon: then you started making out with the ice sculptures!
Sam: thank God the children weren't on board to see that!
Sam: thank God the children weren't on board to see that!
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Get the Sam mug.Sam is someone who always looks like he’s squatting. He pretends he’s fit, but the only sport he can do is the one with the ‘E’ in front of it. Can be charming. When you first meet him he’s a lovely fellow, always kind helping out, joking around. Things turn around after you dig deeper. Gold digger. Grave digger. Minor annoyance. Major annoyance. Sam is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and questionable. He is also straight.
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