On the wood

When you pay for goods and services in hard currency such as cheeses or honeybuns; as opposed to paying on the bubble which will eventually get your ass smashed off the yard.

Crazy Joe? That guy is one of our best customers he always pays on the wood.

by bookofevans February 6, 2022

Put wood in t' oil

A phrase used in parts of Yorkshire, mainly in South Yorkshire as a way to tell someone that they need to shut thier face

Bob: "blah blah blah, random bollocks"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"

by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021

Winter wood

Yeh superhuman ability to get an erection while standing in cold weather.

Dude, it was 5 degrees but that chick was so hot I got winter wood.

by Wood wood pecker the second February 4, 2024

Canadian Wood Hump

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.

"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."

by Canadian Wood Hump February 8, 2021

wooded

To shut yourself away from others by building a figurative wall around you.

Person 1: How's Sherry been?
Person 2: I don't know, I haven't seen her in a while. She's been completely wooded.

by idk who need this but i care4u January 18, 2023

Mr Wood

tall, white man, with brown curly hair. He is the hottest teacher you’ll see and works in the science department.

mr wood is so hot

by dilf_lover November 24, 2021

wood swinger

NEGATIVE:A SUBORDINANT(HARRASING) GIRL THAT YOU CAN NOT SEEM TO GET RID OF. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, SHE IS ALWAYS THERE...ANNOYING YOU!!!

she a wood swinger

by wood swinger March 16, 2009