Meat Raffle

Another term for saying "sausage fest"

Bunch of males partying down and getting hammered at the same time in the same place. AKA the Meat Raffle

by BetaOmegaTank December 4, 2010

meat candle

A synonym for a penis.

"She could manhandle my meat candle."

by slimkillz December 26, 2017

double meat

A meal, often fast food, including two servings of meat.

Luke: Yo, what'd you get at Duchess?
Mike: Double meat.
Luke: Niz.

by Stu Wanker January 26, 2007

Meat Wallet

When a woman stuffs and tucks her meat curtains deep inside her HAM wallet ... you get a MEAT WALLET

My MEAT WALLET looks like a ran over pack of bacon!!

by Bubblegum Lips April 18, 2011

meat smash

Using a hammer, or some hard object to repeatedly smash your dick and balls.

dude, I'm still sore from that meat smash.

by CJ Frodge January 3, 2008

meat static

when you are fucking a womans hairy asshole and or vaginal sex with no protection (dry as fuck) and her ass pubes rub with you pubes and a electrical charge is produced, which then shocks your groin rocket.

scott was lucky he didnt get meat static when he was raping vanessa in her hairy ass hole with no lube.

by weiner beaner February 12, 2008

Grundle meats

Collectively, the soft tissues hanging pendulously from the anterior grundle region made up of the male member AND the scrotum. Often cusped together for protection or to send a clear message to an opponent.

It's important to wash the "grundle meats" after a strenuous match or you'll be sorry!

by Port chew geezer December 3, 2007