by Bones712 December 10, 2022
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Get the Silent Sausage mug.The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.
I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage
by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023
Get the Oxford Battered Sausage mug.When a male's bottoms are not wide enough around the genital area, causing the penis and/or scrotum falling out the side.
Steve: "Jeff, look at Jim! he's got a major sausage string!"
Jeff: "Ew, you're right. he needs bigger boxers"
Jeff: "Ew, you're right. he needs bigger boxers"
by Ronale B June 29, 2016
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Someone who feels entitled to get what they want at the expense of others and then gets sad when there is resistance or their manipulations backfire in their face and they are faced with the consequences of their actions.
After being found out for having an affair the sad sausage tried to get their partner to believe they wouldn't do it again.
by ClassicRow_idk November 11, 2024
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