Matthew

Matthew is a nice boy, a little on the chubby side but will always be there to deal drugs (donuts) with you. However, this "nice boy" schtick wasn't around roughly 13 years ago... At. His. Horrific. Birth! His huge head erupted from the womb of his homosexual mother more petrifying than Mt. Vesuvius. However now, most Matthews just farm potatoes and eat water. They are also generally a little on the gay side. --is known for having a "tube shark" fetish--

Joshi: Wtf Matthew!? Stop drawing tube shark nudes!!

Matthew: *pulls out meat scepter?*

by anonymous March 8, 2019

Matthew

A clever gentleman with skills and talent, good looks to spare and charm that could leave you dreaming. Although you may be the kind to never get swept off your feet, a Matthew surely will. He has a quiet, dark nature that is mysterious and sexy but very warm and friendly. A true hero. He would lay down his life in protection of those he cares for. He is witty and has a group of friends wherever he goes that love his banter, especially over cards, food and drinks. He is a passionate lover and a dreamer. A loyal friend and companion. Matthew is epic, simply said.

Josh: "Who else can we invite to the party?"

Josh and Sam : "MATTHEW!!! HA HA YES!"

"Who is going to escort you to the masquerade this year? "Matthew, a personal friend, very handsome."

"I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream..."

"Who rescued me from the car after the accident before is exploded?" "His name was Matthew."

by FoxyFoxDancer November 13, 2020

Matthew

A person who goes tails and tails and then goes up and down.For milk from a raisin.

Watch out ,hes gonna do a matthew

by BoatMo February 18, 2020

Matthew

a big bubble blower

He is a Matthew, his bubble is big!!

by discombobulated4 November 8, 2021

Matthew Special

The act of scooping up your genitalia (cock and balls) and jamming them as hard as you can into a vagina whilst wearing a 2003 rookie Lebron jersey and screaming "YAM TIME" as a "finishing move" to stimulate a female orgasm

I tried out the Matthew Special on my girlfriend yesterday, it's the first time I have made her orgasm

by bigsexmachinematthewrobertson January 25, 2025

Matthew

Matthew (AKA Matty Ice) is athletic AF and loves to fuck wit this girl... and has been. SSHHHH

his instagram is @mkloecknerjr
Matthew likes to be himself

by kalmista April 2, 2019

Matthew

A sexy boy who really loves to play Spiderman and fortnite

Matthew is walking on the beach in a fortnite speedo when he sees a really sexy Latina lying down. He walks up to her and uses his fortnite rizz to get her to come with him to his luxury apartment. This sexy Latina is in shock on the sexy gamer physique of sexy Matthew. They walk in the door and the first thing Matthew asks her is Fortnite? The sexy Latina says yes and they get to playing fortnite on Matt's Playstation. Matthew is a fortnite gamer God and he destroys this sexy Latina in fortnite. The sexy Latina is shocked on how good Matthew is at fortnite. Matthew and the Latina finish their last match of fortnite. Then Matthew proceeds to destroy this sexy Latina in the bedroom aswell.

by DirtyDom6969 December 4, 2023