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'Glasses Dylan'

a man with glasses but never wears them, creator of the gerlurkin method, and avid lean sipper.
yo! did yall see my new 'Glasses Dylan' style merch?!? LEAN madness!!
by EFUIPGHWefgib June 11, 2024
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Dylan Mckenzie

Dylan Mckenzie is at his lowest peak in life right now. He is on day 589 of being single. He has been facing much depression because he has no girlfriend so he decided to make the Spotify Playlist called “bruh like I’m really going through it”. Dylan is very determined to get a girlfriend. Dylan Mckenzie is a real n-word that believes in God and doesn’t say cuss words. He plays a lot of NBA 2k. His house is the community house for The Boys. Everyone will go to hang out there and play Basketball or mess with each other. Dylan also has no mercy whatsoever. Dylan, Erica, Shane, and Michaela decided to hide Joey J Shot’s stuff in random places across his yard at night. Shane accidentally overthrew J Shot’s hoodie onto the roof and then Dylan Mckenzie proceeded to purposely throw it on the roof of the shed. Dylan is motivated to do anything, even if it includes going 10% simp power. At least he doesn’t go 100% like Garrett Stevenson. Dylan’s mortal enemy is Dylan Santilli, the polar opposite of Dylan Mckenzie.
Damn, you really showed no mercy there. You pulled a Dylan Mckenzie!
by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019
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Dylan

he’s will be nice and joyful at first and when he gets used to you and you think u can trust him he will leave you
oh looks it’s dylan

he left me
by asshole4lifelol March 13, 2022
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Dylan

Gay Dude who likes Ashton, always acts strange around friends, and constantly thinks he needs to get a life
Dylan: Ashton has a developing dick
Adhton: (Stops talking to Dylan for a week)
by PSG kinda sucks January 26, 2019
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Dylan Loughran

A fridged boi with ginger pubes and a 4.5 inch dick
Oh Dylan Loughran you ginger fridged cunt
by XxxyourbestfriendxxX March 18, 2018
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Dylan Stiles

A dude who loves girls named Miabella.
Dude 1 “ looks there’s Dylan Stiles.”
Dude 2 “I bet he’s dating a Miabella.”
by Dee Snutts February 7, 2022
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DYLAN P

Dylan is a WHO CARES ABOUT FRICKING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFENITIONS ITS DOCTOR WHO DAY TODAY HAPPY DOCTOR WHO DAY OH MY GOD DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO
John: Dylan p, do you care about the latest social media trends?
Dylan: NO BUT ITS DOCTOR WHO DAY MFS
by _Sue_denim5 November 23, 2021
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