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Watching Trash Cans Dry

It's like watching paint dry, but smells like ass usually. Also beware of abbundance of free time.
Boss: What did you get done?
Worker: It was like watching trash cans dry?
Boss: What?
Worker: You know what I mean.
Boss: They are still wet though.
Worker: Exactly that's why I've been smoking for the last 5 hours I don't know why they take so long.
by Tyranid5 August 17, 2011
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trash canned cake bag

your brother boasting about how ripped they are
brother: look at my six pack
you: shut up you trash canned cake bag
by lil pepe's lil brother June 4, 2018
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Whale-pig-trash-bag

A male or female can be referred to as a whale-pig-trash-bag. A male that is a whale-pig-trash-bag is just a piece of shit in general. Lazy, schtoopid and a bad load when doing drank. A female whale-pig-trash-bag is a sloppy fat chick that likes to bang dudes and deep throat hammers.
That dude and his girl are both a couple of whale-pig-trash-bags.
by Ohhhohhh August 15, 2022
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White Trash Nachos and Cheese

White Trash Nachos and Cheese consists of broken taco shells, sprinkled with cheese then microwaved.
by Nemo_walnut July 22, 2010
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White trash rat face

A physical condition where extremely white trash genetics cause a person's facial features to be entirely too small for their head.
I can't take Cletus seriously, the way he sits there staring at me with that white trash rat face of his.
by PartyAnimal12 September 23, 2016
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trailer trash booty call

A late night anal sex encounter with a relative at a mobile home/trailer somewhere in the deep South.
A guy meets with his female cousin for some back door action, or trailer trash booty call that only a family relative can provide. Condoms not considered.
by ampman1961 November 7, 2014
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national your trash day

On this day you are allowed to call anyone trash and you must admit it if they call you trash.

Date of nyt day is the 9th of January till the 11th
Hey bro your trash
You're right because it's national your trash day
by Smallzeee October 7, 2020
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