Shave September

The month of September all boys shave from their nose down to the tip of their junk

Dude you gotta shave it’s shave September

by minename August 30, 2020

September 1st

September first, 1989
Dear diary:
I believe I’m a good person, I mean i think that there’s good in everyone but, here we are, FIRST DAY OF SENIOR YEAR and I look at all this kids that i’ve known all my life and I ask myself “WHAT HAPPENED?”

Heathers the musical day, don’t ask a theatre kid the date that day, unless you wanna hear a whole musical complete or a six minutes song depends on the person.

X: Hey, what day is it today?
Theatre kid: OMG YOU JUST REMINDED ME -clears throat- September 1st 1989, dear diary.

X: What day is today?
X: Oh, it’s heathers the musical day!

by theatreidiots November 22, 2021

September 9

Free pie day! A day to achieve world peace through the distribution of pies without charge

Joseph: Hey man, do you want a free pie? September 9 is free pie day!
Earl: Thanks, I love pies! This inspired me to bake my own pies and give them to my neighbors!

by jgd111 September 21, 2022

September 20th

Gabi Lewitton day, she has 4 million followers on tiktok!

“Today is September 20th day, which is Gabi Lewitton day!”

by chatgabi January 4, 2022

september 20th

the radest most osum dudes are born on this amazing day which grants the baby jesus with his magic tricks and tom fuckery because they all have masive fuck off cocks but a down side of this magic is that the cunts that are usually born on this day are stupid as FUCK

september 20th is rad

by pu33yslayer12345678 October 23, 2019

September 6th

Kiss a guy Who’s name starts with a G

“I kissed g on September 6th”

by Snowyyyyyy September 3, 2022

September 5th

Slap ass day

Literially just go around and slap peoples ass
(with consent ofc, woohoo!)

"It's september 5th!"
"So?"
"It's slap ass day!"
*slap*
"ouch!!"

by Luck1e September 1, 2022