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Rockstar Parking

The closest parking spot to your destination. Rockstar Parking spots are usually very hard to claim, as someone else most likely got there before you.
Dude, good call on leaving early. I can't believe we got Rockstar Parking at the concert!
by rbw0002 September 1, 2015
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Oliver Park

He is gay who lost his parents at 5 years old.
He lost his dick due to emotional damage.
by Gomhoo December 22, 2022
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Hard park

All of these other definitions are wrong.

Hard parking is when you flex at a car show so hard, that it makes other cars seem weak, or soft. It means your car is well respected enough (for any genre of car enthusiast: classic/modern domestic, JDM, euro, bagged, VIP, donks, slabs ) that the event coordinators usually let you park in the premier spots, usually parked on sidewalks or other areas that are like BLAM. HARD PARKED.

Lots of street cars typically with clout can park almost anywhere and appear to be hard parked. Sometimes you gotta hittem with the angle too.
Yo let's check out that hard parked Evo over there
by Boulderc30 January 29, 2021
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Park Woojin

THE BEST BOY EVER THE ONLY BOY EVER. CAN DO ANYTHING. YES. HE IS THE CUTEST SPARROW EVER. HAS THE CUTEST SNAGGLETOOTH. STAN TALENT STAN PARK WOOJIN
"Hey! Do you know Park Woojin?"
"of course duh? who wouldn't know him?"
by woojinsparrow September 1, 2019
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Parallel Parking

Hey baby back yo’ trunk up and show me yo’ parallel parking skillz.
by Napolee August 10, 2019
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Palisades Park

Palisades Park is one of the most ghetto, dangerous towns in all of New Jersey. The second you reach Columbia Ave. you know it’s the hood. You will see people smoking fat blunts behind boba all the time. You got the classic town goer Mikey there 24/7 with Razi pulling through every here and there. You’ll also see one kid getting chased by a group of guats here. Step in or talk shit about it at your own risk.
Person 1: “Bro did you hear about the robbery in Palisades Park?”
Person 2: “Yeah bro, that town is hella ghetto”
by ghettoshi August 2, 2019
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Dark Park

The grass place with 2 benches on Roslyn Road, where at night time if your driving on that road, you can't see ANYTHING at Dark Park. People squish everyone onto 1 bench and just waste their lives away there.
- So whatd ya do last night
- Not much, chilled wit people at Dark Park
by M. shadess September 17, 2007
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