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Toilet Gravy

Diarrhea of the consistency of a nice thick beef gravy.
After Laura eats her poblanos & beef enchiladas, she's going to make a big batch of toilet gravy.
by MrRowdyMan December 1, 2020
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stained the toilet brown

To make something worse and still naively believe it became better.
She stained the toilet brown with her bug fix.
by [Supermeganightmarewanderer19] September 26, 2012
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toilet corndog

A continual long log of shit that tapers into a point, similar to the stick portion of a corndog.
"I'm trying to pick a stall, but the handicap one has no toilet paper and the small one has a fat toilet corndog floating in it"
by Cucktagon April 13, 2020
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toilet cheeks

When you sit on the toilet for so long and get up there is an imprint of the toilet left behind on your ass and legs.
Bro, I was in the bathroom for so long I have toilet cheeks!
by Classyhobbit September 6, 2020
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by Curry john stone September 4, 2024
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Toilet Event Horizon

The near-pipe area of the toilet where upon flushing, the swirly whirly vortex of water is of such high strength that all buoyant matter is impossible to escape. It is the point where poop cannot escape the flush.
Guy: I tried to get my cell out of the toilet but I accidentally flushed it and it hit the Toilet Event Horizon.
by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars November 23, 2025
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