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Mike

Mike is a boring prick that doesn't like joining in.
Do we have to invite Mike, he's such a buzzkill
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Mike

Me: Share your name on instagram Mike!
Mike: nah I’m good
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Mike

Loves to party. Loves cocaine. Also will fuck anything even though he can usually pull hot girls. Mikes have no regrets.
That Mike kid likes to Party!
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Mike Mango

by Not Mike Mango November 23, 2021
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sisheng (sometimes mike)

a motha'fuckin' wimpy twig bitch who flinches at napkins and cant make deviled eggs to save a life
Sisheng (sometimes mike) is a motherfucking bitch that can't cook.
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Mike Doozie

A Youtuber who does Youtube,and is a Friend of YoloMcSwaggie
Mike Doozie and Batman Plays Crabgame
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Mike

Mike is a boss man. He has a huge sense of assertiveness. He’s kind responsible respectful and always looking out for others and putting people first. He might look as if he would hurt you but until you approach him and talk to him you’ll continue to assume he’s a jerk. If you give him a dime he’ll give you a dozen back. He’s self raised and has an extremely high sense of free will and self determination and discipline. He’s extremely intelligent and Independent doesn’t like to be bossed around or belittled. He rivals low expectations for himself and is always trying to make a difference in people’s understanding of social situations and humanity as a whole. He’s extremely wholesome whole hearted and if he does something for you don’t make him regret it. Don’t fuck with him either. He has a dark past and a beast that lives inside of him always ready to pounce on the devil. He has a dark ego not a bright one. If he’s showing his ego odds are he doesn’t like you. If he shows you love. It’s simple he loves you like family and nothing less
Mike is a true person
by The New York hillbilly May 17, 2023
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