Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.

Hey Mike Owen, step into my office...

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 24, 2018

eli and marshy and mike

best friends youll ever meet in your lifes theyll always be here for you and always have your back, they can be scary but nice sometimes, mike really scares me, eli is a lucky charm, marshy is sooo funny and always makes me laugh >:).hope yall have a great nights,days,years!!!!

there a eli and marshy and mike

by lolitslux July 5, 2022

Mike long

To shit yourself in your brand new Duluth tech pants

Can you smell him he must have pulled a mike long

by Kirbturd October 18, 2023

Mike’s delicious pecker

Anyone named Mike has the power to cure all sicknesses to females by having rough oral sex.

I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.

by Unknown wood pecker January 7, 2022

Mike Stone

A Mike Stone is the definition of 'bitchboy'

Stop being such a Mike stone and get of the phone

by GrantR January 3, 2017

They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike

KAnye Yeast said this in Dont Like1

They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike (OHHHH)

by Envitish May 5, 2022

Mike Denver

Mike Denver overwhelming handsome and at the same time have a sense of humor and his voice makes you melt he has a face of an angel, He will make you laugh wen you're in hard times keep him cuz he deserves everything

Mike Denver is my favorite person ever “
”I know right, what’s life without him"

by bvnnyverse07 May 13, 2022