Michael William Hanes Jr. 

this is a fag who has no balls and his a complete tranny homo. His mom is gay, his dad les, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his grandpap a trap, his granny tranny, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry incestry, his family reunion a gay communion, his dear a queer, his friends have both meat ends. and he is a ginger tag along and is short stack.

Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr.
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean

Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*

Michael William Hanes Jr. by steve jobs back from the dead December 5, 2018

Michael Jackson 

Michael Jackson is the best entertainer in the world! He is 100 percent innocent and his music is great! Rest in peace King of pop

Michael Jackson is the best

Michael Jackson by Okboomer4 April 18, 2020

Michael Dominello 

Michael Dominello's are often the type of guy to fall into a love triangle. Consisting of women that go by the names of Emily and Allison. Michael Dominello's are sweats and try very hard in video-games. If you ever encounter a Michael the best way to deal with them is to tickle their toes. Michael Dominello's get friendzoned rather often and find themselves victim to simphood.

"Oh that guy? He's such a Michael Dominello"
"Oh no... Michael Dominello"

Michael Dominello by stoin36 November 24, 2021

michael is gay 

when a boy says they are so straight they are gay, does not act gay around the boys, hates gays, doesn't get bitches, from Greece.

Michael is gay he gets no bitches.

michael is gay by mppppppppppp444444 August 10, 2022

Michael Jackson 

The greatest man alive who suffered from Vitiligo which is the reason why he had to turn white. The legendary king of pop. Nice person who was only accused of being a child molester, but proved not guilty. Good father to his children. People are just jealous of him.

Son : i wanna be Michael Jackson!
Mom : oh, the legendary king of pop?
Son : yeah, fucking awesome man!

Mom : I KNOW, RIGHT.

Michael Jackson by popster101 July 2, 2009

Michael Cera

The act of trying to be younger than you actually are. In similarity to being like that of Peter Pan and never wanting to grow up.

Person A: Dude, I just want to be a Michael Cera.
Person B: Oh you mean that awesome actor?
Person A: No, I just don't want to act my age.

Michael Cera by KBRICKSPLUNK December 15, 2010

Michael Jackson 

A talented singer who is falsely accused of child molestation just because he's eccentric.

"There are two types of people in this world. Michael Jackson fans and losers." -Seth Green

Michael Jackson by Kyle/T.S. April 23, 2005