he is a very likable and loving person and he always be there for me hes tall tan and handsome and benches 225
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Get the Matthew Stathammug. The act of a brown woman (usually with the name Murby) cucking white fat men with a big brawlic black man named Requis
by GasDrinkingHorse June 21, 2024
Get the Leo Cucked Matthewsmug. Matthews are commonly hipster and really rad. If you meet a Matthew, be sure to tell him how totally fly he is. He likes to get jiggy with it and can help you with guitar. Number 1 quarter back but be careful because his dad is strict on him. He's tall, muscular, brown hair, perm, italian, and wants to slide the snap shawty.
by ONLYSHMOOB March 7, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew Mew (also known as The ManMountain, BigLadMatt, M&M_Cubes and many more) is a mythic, god-like, higher being that lives upon the rest of mankind.
He has a chiseled physique that even the Greek gods are jealous of. His humour is unmatched and he is omnibenevolent, omnipotent, omnipotence and all the other good omni...s.
Matthew Mew is 'built different' - The Bible of the ManMountain 1:6
Matthew Mew is the definition of masculinity.
He is so highly regarded by all beings that he is the only person whom has a sacred text worshipping him written by a collaboration of all gods known to man. (see below)
The Man Mountain that is Matthew Mew.
There is a man mountain of a man whom to see, many travel from afar,
For legends say this man mountain can open any lid from any jar.
And there was the man mountain of a man,
Either side were women cooling him with a fan.
His voice was deep and boomed across the valley,
His feats were famous and told but too many to talley.
"I am the King of Kings: Mighty and receives no hate",
And the people bow down not for his power but for his great.
His high fives create earthquakes,
Upon which the people would remember his enemies mortal fates.
This man mountain of a man was Matthew Mew.
He has a chiseled physique that even the Greek gods are jealous of. His humour is unmatched and he is omnibenevolent, omnipotent, omnipotence and all the other good omni...s.
Matthew Mew is 'built different' - The Bible of the ManMountain 1:6
Matthew Mew is the definition of masculinity.
He is so highly regarded by all beings that he is the only person whom has a sacred text worshipping him written by a collaboration of all gods known to man. (see below)
The Man Mountain that is Matthew Mew.
There is a man mountain of a man whom to see, many travel from afar,
For legends say this man mountain can open any lid from any jar.
And there was the man mountain of a man,
Either side were women cooling him with a fan.
His voice was deep and boomed across the valley,
His feats were famous and told but too many to talley.
"I am the King of Kings: Mighty and receives no hate",
And the people bow down not for his power but for his great.
His high fives create earthquakes,
Upon which the people would remember his enemies mortal fates.
This man mountain of a man was Matthew Mew.
All hail the ManMountain that rules over all,
The ManMountain that is king of Kings.
The ManMountains that is Matthew Mew.
The ManMountain that is king of Kings.
The ManMountains that is Matthew Mew.
by ManMountainMatthew November 22, 2021
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