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Jock Licker 

Someone who is so obsessed with the popular kids at school that they will lick the jock's jock just to be noticed by them, or because they really like it. Also a more heinous nickname for Washington Huskies QB Jake Locker.
Dude, here comes that Jock Licker. Lets make him do something disgusting for our amusement.
Jock Licker by Quacky Bird July 25, 2010
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licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.
I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.

birthday licks 

to deliver punches to someone on their birthday, often in the amount of the age they are turning, plus one (for good luck).
Man, shaun is a punk. i went over to his math class to give him his birthday licks and he had fucking skipped school out of straight fear!

Licken Cheg 

Slang for the 'Chicken Leg' health power up that first came to prominence in the Castlevania series of videoames by Japanese developer Konami. A low level health increase that for some strange reason Dracula decided to hide within the breakable walls of his castle. Although well worth collecting it pales into insignificance when compared the rejuvinational properties of the mighty Turnkey Dinner.
Mmmmm...Licken Cheg!

Quick grab the Licken Cheg!
Licken Cheg by RIKT July 3, 2005

Licking Railings 

You are in two minds
Tossing a coin to decide
Whether you should tell your mum
About a dose of thrush you got
While you were licking railings

lickfucker 

The near impossible act of providing cunnilingus to a female whilst pounding her sweet sweet baby hole at the same time.
that dudes a talented lickfucker, he can dislocate his back.
lickfucker by Mack daddy DINGO November 26, 2009