bum licker

Someone who enjoys the taste of excrement, fresh from another person or animals ass ring.

Flare is a big gay bum licker.

by Prophet of 7 July 04, 2003

bum chunks

Half way between hard pellets and squidgy (too much soft fruit in diet) turd. A kind of feta cheese.

Anytrhing george bush says is cornier than bum chunks.

by Eileen dover November 05, 2003

Thumb Bum

Person who sends text messages rather then calling.

Jake: She just texts me and never calls cuz she doesn't wanna use up her minutes.

Kelly: She does the same to me. She's a real thumb bum.

by MobiMan February 16, 2010

Bum Slut

A promiscuous individual with a particular proclivity for bum sex.

"My bike saddle is too hard, one shall be walking like a bum slut for a week."
"Miley's favourite form of contraception is being a bum slut"

by Claggy Clam December 30, 2014

Bum sweats

Sweat created by the bum when you need to defecate. Usually results in a sweat mark on the undies.
Possibly a result of clenching the sphincter.

"You alright man? You look a bit tense"
"Oh man, I gotta take a dump, got the bum sweats real bad"

by Ben Johns April 16, 2010

wee bum

explosive diarrhea, when high speed fluid erupts from the anus when either ill or from food poisoning. can result in splarting when solids can teporarily block the stream forming blast a radius.

"I couldn't make it to work because I had wee bum"

by wordology May 01, 2010

Bum Bag

British word for Fanny Pack as fanny means vagina in Britain so it wouldn’t really work.

It’s a bum bag not a fanny pack mate.

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020