A little human (kinda like a elf) watching over you when you sleep.
Origins from the cold north of the world.
Origins from the cold north of the world.
by Sir Nicholas den tykke March 25, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Silly little things most people do. Seeing someone else doing one can make you feel a connection to them, even if you know nothing about them.
That person over there’s bouncing their umbrella back and forth between their knees just like I do… I love humanisms like that.
by nickinack December 26, 2022

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify humans and I realized that humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but humans do not. Humans move to an area and humans multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way humans can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus.
"Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." - Agent Smith, The Matrix
by al3x_zaytev November 19, 2017

When three or more lesbians perform cunnilingus on each other in a chain. Such an effect usually provokes a response from other nearby lesbians who, in turn, join the ever growing Lezzipede.
Susan: What are your plans tonight Janice?
Janice: I saw an advert for a Human Lezzipede tonight in the city centre, want to come?
Susan: Definitely!
Janice: I saw an advert for a Human Lezzipede tonight in the city centre, want to come?
Susan: Definitely!
by Champ Tings August 2, 2016

reject humanity, return to monke
by KalbHimar April 6, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
