How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.

Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."

by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016

Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.

Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023

How's it bangin'

This term is very similar to the term "How's it hangin' " The only real difference being that how's it bangin' is less formal than it's counterpart. The "It" in question is very contextual to the situation and could really mean anything.

"Hey man, how's it bangin'?"

by Wgrey14 June 29, 2023

How to Get Bitches 101

if u wanna get get bitches Lemme give u some advice

1-touch grass(the most important)

2-Take i shower(i know this is gonna be ur first but it feels great)

3-walk outside chin high and your boutta see them bitches rolling in(dont forget the drip and colgne)

If this fails u prob have down syndrome or u is 5'2

i knew u would be searching up How to Get Bitches 101

by urlocaladvicegiver101 October 20, 2025

This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!

A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”

“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)

by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023

That’s Just How the Game Go

A phrase used when something doesn’t go as planned. This phrase is often followed by a shrug while saying.

Employee: "I’ve put all my hard work into this company and they still haven’t gave me no raise yet. Got these other workers sitting on they behinds getting raises for not doing a damn thing while I’m carrying all the weight. I’m so sick of this sh*t!"
Me: "Hey, that’s just how the game go"

by thatboymally June 13, 2021

How's your head?

How do you feel now that you're stoned? Used in the late '60s and early '70s in the context of friends sitting around smoking marijuana (occasionally asked of someone who had taken a hallucinogen). The answer was often "Fine, Man" or a description of the sensations.

How's your head? (as in "How's your head, man?")

by GuruGrub April 21, 2022