ghetto smurf

a smurf born in a ghetto

you ghetto smurf!

by Auttumn March 15, 2021

Ghetto genocide

When a guy masturbating with a wet 9 volt battery duct taped to the bottom of his beanbag in an attempt to kill off all sperm prior to ejaculation....it also gives one hell of an orgasm!!!!

I don't want any kids so I always commit ghetto genocide.

by Dump truck December 24, 2016

Ghetto Trap

A scheme (usually economic) designed to swindle the uninformed consumer.

P1: Yo! Check out my new ride!
P2: That's quite nice, my friend.
P1: Yeah, according to the dealership, I couldn't afford the payments to buy it, so I'm leasing for 600$/month and only had to give them 2 G's today!
P2: You just fell into a ghetto trap.

by SpanishForTheMo April 9, 2015

Ghetto mac

1. Boxed mac and cheese made w water instead of milk and butter, because dairy products are expensive, dammit
2. Boxed mac and cheese w a can of tuna mixed in to make it more filling

Also known as: jank n cheese, Kraft Dinner of Sadness

"All I have money for is a generic box of mac and cheese. This should still work with water right?"
"Don't laugh, I have literally had so little money I lived off of ghetto mac for 1 month"

by MissHel91 November 3, 2018

ghetto wolverine

It's when you're in a bar fight and you use a broken bottle in each hand to defend yourself.

This nigga betta back tha hell up! I'm bouts to go ghetto wolverine on his ass!

Yeah, Timmy talked shit last night and got all cut up by that ghetto wolverine.

by blockhead428 May 13, 2012

ghetto cake

Using a slice of bread, preferable one purchased from a government assistance, and spread store bought icing across the top covering each corner.

Dad gambled his last paycheck away, now we have to settle for ghetto cake on my birthday.

by Secret sabotage August 24, 2017

Ghetto Blaster

A 2 litter bottle with a socket put through the cap and a hole cut at bottom that you smoke weed with.

Let me hit the ghetto blaster.

by Ghettoblaster804 January 4, 2018