Glomp

Verb.
A running launching flying tackle of a hug that will knock the recipiant to the ground

I was so excited to see him after all these months, that I glomped him and he fell to the ground.

by demonicmelodic July 15, 2010

Glore

Meaning glorious looking girl who, with the right coaxing and alcohol intake, willingly drops her pants for a random night of intercourse.

Damn bruh look at that group of Glores. Let's move in.

by Curly C Cradle Rock February 20, 2014

Global Warming

The rise in temperature that is probably gonna kill us all

Global warming Heat Heat Baby Earth is fucked up

by GirlWithABroom September 3, 2019

purple glove

A strange accessory worn by a kid in my algebra class. Who knows what he does with it in his spare time? He often says, mission accomplished while wearing it.

He's wearing the purple glove again today.

by luvs_2b_random March 22, 2008

Soul Glow Activtr

A funny and amazingly awesome singer.

I saw Soul Glow Activtr in concert two weeks ago.

by thatradkidnoe May 2, 2010

Whatever gloats your goat

A satirical take on the phrase whatever floats your boat, meaning "if that's what you want to do, you go do that and I'll leave you to it."

Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.

Guy 1: "I'm going to go buy lots of red candles because they're not blue candles. We don't want those. Oh no."

Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."

Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."

by Dave Ra November 5, 2010

The Globglogabgalab

The Globglogabgalab is a morbidly obese humanoid. He lives in the basement library of the mysterious house that Strawinsky and his friends explored. He loves books.

Some other names for him are:
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
The Yeast of Thoughts and Minds

He his made of shwibbly glib-a-kind

I am the Globglogabgalab, and I love books
This library is a true treasure trove.

by ahgyhsgsgyss June 8, 2018