february 32nd

The non-existent day of febuary

'Y'all it's February 32nd!'
It's March 1st, Jacob.

by ⓜⓔⓛⓣⓔⓓ ⓒⓡⓐⓨⓞⓝ February 9, 2021

February 9th

If you are born in February 9th you are the sexiest person alive. And if your name is Emily and you are born in February 9th you just get all the boys you want and you are very sexy.

Person: Omg! Did you see that new girl Emily?
Other person: No, why?
Person: I heard that she is very sexy.
Person: And she is born on February 9th

by Imcoolerthanyou🗑 April 15, 2022

February 3rd

Gf has to send 10 uncovered nudes to bf

February 3rd

by Diggerman47 February 3, 2025

Fuck female february

Fuck Female February, the month of February, of which you have to fuck 1 female on the 1st, 2 females on the 2nd, up to the last day of the month

Jeremy: bro are you ready for fuck female February?
Carl: for sure bro, got all of my 28 girlfriends all lined up

by Sexman3000 November 1, 2020

february 13

National send 5 ass pics day

Hey it’s february 13 you look like you got ass lemme see sum ass

by montgeus jay stewuart February 13, 2025

February 21st

National fuck a friend day.

“February 21st is going to be lit”

by Bootyconsumer68 February 19, 2021

February 1st

On February 1st, everybody who is shorter in a friend group than the person who is tallest must listen to the tallest until February 2nd.

On February 1st, you might see taller people tell other people to do what they want.

by Silas123Go January 31, 2023