Captain Cracker

When a White guy takes to much pride in the simple fact that he is a White person

Person 1: "Oh boy! im sure proud i was born a White guy!!!!"
Person 2: "Shut up Captain Cracker."

by lil Buddha August 06, 2013

Buttered Cracker

A white person with waves

Buttered Cracker-Joe wave cheeeeckkk

by domthemotherfucking donkey March 22, 2019

Cracker snapper

When you give a white dude head and spit his cum on him and snap

Becky gave Allen the Cracker Snapper last night!

by xXMysticMacXx November 27, 2021

Mustard crackers

Two saltine crackers with mustard in the middle

Don’t steal jimmy’s mustard crackers or he is going to be pissed

by Railsurf November 12, 2019

Faggoty Ass Cracker

The term used for men who act homosexual only in the presence of close male friends.

Dude why'd you slap my ass?

Cause your a faggoty ass cracker!

by CoochieColector March 25, 2021

Seasoned Cracker

A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.

She called me a cracker and I responded back that she looks like a seasoned cracker

by DankTesticle June 24, 2021

The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.

Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.

by fishpickles May 03, 2022