Do the Chuck thing

Locking yourself in your bedroom and not speaking to your friends as soon as your girlfriend arrives, even though it is a predefined Bro-night.

Cmon man you gonna hang tonight or just do the Chuck thing?

by PL4N3T M3NT4L April 27, 2010

Cluck a Chuck

Did you have sexual relations?

After going out to the bars, Jill went home with Sam last night and wanted to Cluck a Chuck.

by Harlow Wickham September 28, 2011

Piss and Chuck

A piss and chuck is when someone can't be bothered going to the toilet in the middle of the night so they piss in a glass and throw it out of the window.

Ken- why does your room smell of piss Darren?

Darren- when I woke up last night I needed a we so I done the piss and chuck and spilt some on my carpet.

by Kane2992 September 21, 2016

kombucha-cha-chuck

Getting food poisoning from kombucha and shitting and puking at the same time.

Oh man, I had some bad kombucha and had a bad kombucha-cha-chuck.

by Imasuperstr January 6, 2017

Cheesing her chuck

The act of dating a girl from chucky cheese and having sexual intercouse with her.

John: “how did things go with that girl from chucky cheese last night?”
Juan: “ dude I was cheesing her chuck, and then I chucked her cheese”
Chris: “damn I want to chuck someone’s cheese”

Jamie: “ehh ehhh ehh”

by Ehhhh ehhhh ehhhh October 15, 2017

very lonely fat chuck

The feeling you get when you are alone. When you have no friends or love, no hair, no real teeth, no job, no social life.. you only have a chat site that you think is real life...you are considered a very lonely fat cuban.

a very lonely fat chuck is someone who's fat and alone.

by fat ugly cuban November 20, 2018

The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris

That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.

It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.

You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.

The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.

by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019