Victim Cap

A metaphorical cap belonging to those who tend to find themselves easily offended. They are known to pull "cards"(race card, sex card, gay card, etc.) in defense during arguments. They are self-victimizing people usually upset over social issues they relate to or for being labeled somehow; whether or not the intended purpose of their "attackers" was initially to offend or not. Many times, the latter. Also committed by overly privileged, self-entitled losers who genuinely believe they deserve more with little to no effort to show for it.
EX #1-
Dude 1: Dude! Stacy's pulling the feminism card...AGAIN!
Dude 2: Yeah, dude! She has her fucking victim cap super-glued onto her fucking head!
Dude 1: I know dude, that shit's so fucking annoying.
EX #2-
Some guy: Hey bro, you're not gonna hire me cuz I'm black, huh?
Hiring guy: No bro, I'm not gonna hire you cuz you're fucking stupid, take your victim cap off.
EX #3-
Dude 1: Damn dude, David got a pretty sick beamer for his birthday!

Dude 2: Yeah, but that retard started throwing a fit cuz he wanted a Ferrari.
Dude 1: Wow dude! Looks like everyone's buying a victim cap nowadays. We better invest in that stock!
by CuntNugget007 March 04, 2016
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I don't wear a cap

Basically means "no cap", "I am not lying".
A: I live in a bungalow.
B: nah, cap.
A: I don't wear a cap.
by Spherism November 16, 2022
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gay cap baby

Any fool born in March
Look its a gay cap baby.
by Killua smert December 09, 2020
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Dam Cap

Shortened to the Robin Ruth Amsterdam cap.

Dam caps are notoriously worn by Chavs for their low cost and similarity to the DSQUARED cap.
Person 1: Hi guys
Person 2: Aye
Person 1: Is no one going to mention my cap?
Person 3: Why what?
Person 1: It's my Dam cap!
Person 4: What the fuck's that?
Person 1: I don't know but everyone in Blacon's wearing it!
by RAREST9001 November 17, 2017
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no cap november

you are not allowed to lie or wear a cap throughout the whole month of november
person 1: "hey, are you doing no cap november this year?"

person 2: "no, what's that?"

person1: "you can't lie or wear a cap all of november. everybody's doing it!!"
by michaelgoatscott November 06, 2024
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mustard cap

When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.
I passed out after having sex, and now I have a wicked mustard cap.
by condimentqueen April 02, 2017
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