by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019
Get the Dick crushingmug. Everyone has to tell their crush they like them on May 19! If you don't, then you're not in respect of our country. 😒
"dude! did you hear that Alex confessed to Paige's mom he likes her?!"
"well yeah duh, its national confess to your crush day."
"well yeah duh, its national confess to your crush day."
by wowzahhhhh May 17, 2025
Get the National confess to your crush Daymug. by CARTOON TREY January 19, 2021
Get the CRUSHmug. by Spread the news November 2, 2019
Get the National ask Out your crushmug. An action used to immobilize and/or exterminate insects without overtly damaging the specimen (and thus making examination difficult) or causing the internal contents of the specimen to adhere the aforementioned specimen to the crushing implement, thus contaminating it from future use. The crushing implement (typically a shoe, flat rock, paper, or otherwise suitable object) is placed over the specimen and advanced until a controlled breaking of the exoskeleton is both felt and possibly heard; the practice has frequently been described as "satisfying". The crushing implement is then released and inspection may begin. This method can be applied to slow moving insects, but may require a previously applied 'stunning' blow to fast moving or flying insects.
Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Look at the size of that Fu**ing _____! Gentle Crush!!"
Dude 1's shoe: "...ccccrrrkkcc..."
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "It's guts shot out of its anus and glued it to the driveway, three of its legs came off, and its remaining limbs are twitching uncontrollably; but it's still in pretty good condition! Check out it's weird spiny/barbed/colorful/long/fat appendage(s)!
Dude 1's shoe: "...ccccrrrkkcc..."
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "It's guts shot out of its anus and glued it to the driveway, three of its legs came off, and its remaining limbs are twitching uncontrollably; but it's still in pretty good condition! Check out it's weird spiny/barbed/colorful/long/fat appendage(s)!
by idontreallywantapseudonym17463 April 1, 2013
Get the Gentle crushmug. “A toxic relationship (or crush) is one that can cause distress or harm to someone due to unhealthy dynamics. This can be caused by manipulation, disrespect, or lack of support. A toxic person may also take more than they give, or cause distress in others through their actions or words.”
"Man my crush and I had such a good conversation yesterday. But now he won't text me back and he's on social media posting that he's bored."
"Wow that sounds like a toxic crush."
"Wow that sounds like a toxic crush."
by theoracle55 July 12, 2024
Get the Toxic Crushmug. by Brussels July 28, 2022
Get the National ask your crush out daymug.