Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022

Canadian Penis

Just a vagina… because men from Canada doesn’t have penises.

Hey bro I heard you have a Canadian Penis.
That’s pretty knarly.

by Dr. Don Keedic December 23, 2021

Canadian Cuck Day

For Canadian people who like watching their spouse have intercourse with other people on October

20th.

I’m going to celebrate Canadian Cuck Day with my wife and best friend.

by htwfefinder October 10, 2025

Canadian Down Under

When you combine Vegemite and maple syrup, smearing it on your girlfriend’s vagina before eating her out.

“Last night Stacy smeared Vegemite and maple syrup on her pussy, then had me eat her out”
“Oh you had a Canadian down under”

by Cletus McClitoris August 12, 2025

Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 1, 2014

canadians

maple gods, freeze proof, insult proof, ultimate hockey fans.

"ah, but thats some canadians, for ya, eh?

by dog lover god October 23, 2022

Canadian Cigar

Shaving another man’s pubes, ball hair, and ass hair, then smoking it in a joint.

I gave my friend a Canadian Cigar last night.

by anonymous May 10, 2024