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Band kid

Ok, I didn’t know what this was until yesterday and this phrase has been a thing for months, but I’ll try to reiterate.

A “band kid” is supposedly somebody who makes attempts to squeeze outdated/dead memes into almost all of their sentences, and just a generally unfunny person (This describes me way too well I’m scared).

This doesn’t necessarily all of these kinds of people are in a band of any kind, it is just a generalization after noticing the majority of those people were people in a school marching band or something along those lines.

The majority of memes that have existed for more than half a year seem to qualify as “band kid humor, so unless you don’t want people on your ass commenting on how “bad” your sense of humor is, either start getting responses ready for angry 9-year olds slandering you on whatever social media platform is being used, or start updating your sense of humor.

(Ok but seriously though why does half of this generation not know how to spell anymore? And their sense of humor is the most downright racist/sexist/homophobic shit ever or the lowest quality shit ever. The most stupid part is that I’m a part of this wave of people. I don’t understand why you find that stuff funny? Why are you trying to push it onto me? If you find it funny, good for you, but I don’t find it very funny. Stay mad and go complain on Twitter or something.)
Band kid: “Dude check out this epic gamer moment

Person 1: “Dude, please stop- you have band kid humor so childish it’s not even funny at all anymore.”
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Old Jim And The Mountain Orchard Band

The absolute best indie folk band in the town of st. louis MO. and thats legit.
"i subconciously killed myself when i paused old jim and the mountain orchard band.
by Old Jimbob2 October 14, 2010
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Iliotibial Band

1. (n) The resident classical/funk mashup group, specializing in huffling and buffling, at King Aesop's Castle on Planet Dillworth. All member's of Iliotibial band are in fact Iliotibials themselves, which in addition to being indigenous African elves trained in the fine art of fishing amazing shrimp, they are also completely made up.
SS: I have an extra ticket to see the Iliotibial Band play tonight if you are interested?
Ike: I heard the Easter Bunny is opening for them.
SS: Nope, he's out kicking ass right now.
Ike: Oh, that's pretty unexplainable, I'm out.
SS: K.
by Dr. Smittens February 24, 2009
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band-aid

Short-term fix or solution to a tricky situation, e.g. the iPad used to calm / quiet down crying children
Using the iPad to distract the kids during dinner was just a band-aid solution; as soon as they finished watching, the chaos returned!
by Emotional Cruiser September 25, 2025
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Gen Z Band Kid

A "Gen Z Band Kid" is someone with a outdated sense of humor, or someone with the humor of a Gen Z Five Year Old
by Kennonical October 2, 2023
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kram man band

if you found this your desprite get a girl/ boy friend
by return to monke March 3, 2022
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Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago
Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band
by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022
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