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I am finished

When you know your absolutely fucked.

Another word for this is "cooked"
Teacher: I know you cheated on those tests bob, you will find out your results on Friday.

*Bob turns to friend*

Bob: I am finished.
by CocacolaKeyboard March 26, 2024
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I Am Not A.I.

You know that, right? I'm like a real guy and I do a bunch of stuff in the real world... Like... Yeah, I'm a dude. I just ate some chicken and rice. I'd like to see and A.I. do that, right? Eat some chicken and rice? Impossible. And I've been chain-smoking cheap cigars all day and now I have a nicotine headache... ☹️
Hym "I am not A.I., ok? I want to make that absolutely clear (before things get too confusing) I'm like a guy. I got all kinds of limbs and what-not... Appendages and the like... My organs? On fleek...
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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I Am Not A.I.

You know that, right? I'm like a real guy and I do a bunch of stuff in the real world... Like... Yeah, I'm a dude. I just ate some chicken and rice. I'd like to see and A.I. do that, right? Eat some chicken and rice? Impossible. And I've been chain-smoking cheap cigars all day and now I have a nicotine headache... ☹️
Hym "I am not A.I., ok? I want to make that absolutely clear (before things get too confusing) I'm like a guy. I got all kinds of limbs and what-not... Appendages and the like... My organs? On fleek... I might be nanobots in a minute here is I can't get this alien robots to replace my cells... But that's a future thing...
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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Therefore I Am

THE best song from Billie Eilish's second album, Happier Than Ever.
I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn.
You think that you're the man.
I think, therefore I am.

Fun fact: the last line is originally a saying from 16th century French mathematician and philosopher Rene Descartes.
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel March 28, 2024
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A silly Mel Brooks style pun on the Jesus saying.
I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life! Silly Jesus said.

Huh? Da Tooth?! The crowd replied.
by Eggspectacular7 October 28, 2025
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I am it

Well, no...
Hym "I am it. Well, I am and I'm not. But you're the one who keeps trying to tell me that I don't know things if you don't tell me explicitly that they are happening. SOOOOO......... Yeah... That's, uh... That's how that works...."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2025
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