National Walmart day

October 29 is National Walmart day a day where we celebrate (Walmart) a place that sells pure (shit)

Me; happy national Walmart day
Random dude I’m texting :who are you

by Kim jong shlong October 29, 2019

national skip day

the day after halloween on november 1st. you are allowed to skip school so you can celebrate halloween the proper way.

did you hear that no one goes to school on national skip day?

by teterdina October 31, 2019

National slap day

On November 14 you can slap as many people as you want (even a girl)

Hey I'ma slap you it's national slap day.
Ok

by Dthoffkkg November 1, 2019

National Popus Day

"National Popus Day" Is a day on October 25th to celebrate the awakening of your popus with candles and different personalized decorations to put on your popus

1:"My guy, I am going to dye my popus' hair for 'National Popus Day'."
2: "That's great Man We were just gonna put up popus decorations outside the house"

by Blacc Guy October 16, 2021

National Timi Day

This is a day where you celebrate Timi and make him feel happy. You also have to make him whatever he wants and give him anything he wants

Happy National Timi Day.

by adwggq312 October 18, 2021

national ezra day

August 11 is ezra day its their birthday u have to wish ezra a happy birthday

friend: its aug 11th
me: yes that’s national ezra day
friend: lets celebrate

by vee hi August 3, 2021

national chloe day

national chloe day is actually every day because chloe is super duper awesome. you dont like chloe? fuck you kill yourself

we <3 chloe

ferris: "have u heard?"
chloe: "heard what"
simon: "its national chloe day"
chloe: "woaaah"
ferris: "dont tell her its everyday so we can continuously tell her its chloe day to make her ecstatic"

by detective simon September 8, 2022