Wisdom child

A child under the age of 12 that has the knowledge and wisdom of memes and trending viralities, some characteristics of a wisdom child are that the child loves memes, wants to raid Area 51, and loves the sandblock building game called Minecraft.

A family moved in the neighborhood today, their son is supposedly a wisdom child.

by MemeNerd_69420 August 11, 2019

Spotlight Child

A child that will do anything to get attention, to the point of being a nuisance and looking silly.

She's such a spotlight child, she'll do anything to get some attention.

by Jackhax December 27, 2022

Child Groom

A Married boy

He is her child groom

by 459395 March 08, 2022

child hunting

child hunting is an occupation where you lurk in a ball pit until a small child comes in then you strike pulling them under and doing a death roll they suffocate and you sell them to homeless people who need food

ima do child hunting

by Jamaican sensation 33333333 September 06, 2018

Child punchin pandas

A group of friends that like to make fun of each other and make odd jokes

They are like child punchin pandas making stupid jokes

by The one and only king savage December 29, 2016

child baby

ridiculously dumb person;mental retard

'that girl just tripped up the stairs'
'i know she's such a child baby'

by bryiloo lawrence February 02, 2009

phantom child

When someone has a child who they think is their (biological) own, but turns out, is someone else's

He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.

by Aneemall September 22, 2017